3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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