Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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