How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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