People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
They took my balls.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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