Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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