That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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