I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
did you just send me my own nude
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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