Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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