I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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