"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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