dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
What did we do last night that was yellow?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Randomize