white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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