That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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