fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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