why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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