If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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