on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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