Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
too bad you live with your parents still
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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