Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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