i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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