Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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