you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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