North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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