He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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