come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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