I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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