so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize