Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's official drugs can't kill me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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