She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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