How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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