so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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