I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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