Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Randomize
