I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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