quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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