So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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