dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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