I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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