he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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