No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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