Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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