Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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