HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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