Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We're too hungover to prance.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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