That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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