The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
kristin has been a bad kristin
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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