Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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