In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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