She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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