I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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