I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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