i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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