Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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